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Frases Geek

January 7th, 2009

1. There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

2. If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0

3. Microsoft: “You’ve got questions. We’ve got dancing paperclips.”

4. 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d

5. My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they’re like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I’ll trade this but not my charizard.

6. I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly

7. Programming today is a race
between software engineers striving to build bigger and better
idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and
better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

8. I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code

9. A computer lets you make
more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the
possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

10. The box said ‘Requires Windows 95 or better’. So I installed LINUX.

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